You probably think this world is a dream come true… but you’re wrong.
(Source: holepsi, via orphanoftheamericandream)
“here’s the bill sir”
“WHOA! is this my bill or my phone number?” *points at bill*
“sir, thats your name”
(via shavingryansprivates)
People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
is it petsmart or petsmart
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